- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Whats worse than suicide? death

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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