Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

He--Hey guys

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

penis. nuff said.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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