- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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