What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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