Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Yo Mama just died.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

a chinese man pays the full price

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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