- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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