Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Maths.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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69

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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