- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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