- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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