There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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The global news

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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