Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

asians have slitted eyes lol

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