- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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