- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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