- Anti Joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

This statement is false.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.