What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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One time i was sitting down

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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