- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

knock knock Goodbye

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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