how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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