- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Poop

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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