- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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