- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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