- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What stops a train? A missile

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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