What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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