A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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