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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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