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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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