- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why so serious ?

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

test

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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