- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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