- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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