- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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