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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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