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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You having friends.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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