- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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