Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

you will like this because i am black.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Click here to end the world.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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