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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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