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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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