- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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