- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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