- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

I'm homeless.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My spelling is horrible

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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