- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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