- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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