- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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