- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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