- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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