Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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