Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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