- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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