- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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