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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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