- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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