- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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