- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What stops a train? A missile

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What is life? Paul.

12 in general

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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