What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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