- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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