- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Blacks

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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