Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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