- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

men, men like men= men+bed

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