why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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