- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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