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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Anti Joke

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