I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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