Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

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