Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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girls basketball

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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you gay?

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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