- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??