- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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