- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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