What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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