What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I'm going as the joker for halloween

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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