Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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