- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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