why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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No it doesnt..

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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