- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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