Knock Knock Who's there

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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