- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

were at work systems r down

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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