- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

i saw amango it splootered

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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