2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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