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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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