- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Pain Olympics.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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