Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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human centipede

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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women's rights

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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