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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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