How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Good job, son.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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