- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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