- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

womans having rights.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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