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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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