- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

why are balck people black because they are

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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