Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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