Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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