- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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