- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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