- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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