guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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