Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Pickles

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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