- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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