Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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