- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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