- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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