- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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