- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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