Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Dwarf Shortage

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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