- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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