- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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