A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Refridgerator.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

the NAACP

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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