- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

. . I am a whale

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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