- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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