- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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