- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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