- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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