- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

One time i was sitting down

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

the lemon was sweet.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Women deserve equal rights.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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