- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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