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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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