Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

your face

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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