- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.