- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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