- Anti Joke

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.