Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What's up? Your time.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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