How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Once upon a time a was born

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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