But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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