- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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