- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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