What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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guess what? bannanas

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Refridgerator.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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