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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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