- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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