- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Yo Mama just died.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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