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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Hey how is your wife and my kids

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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