- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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