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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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