- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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