- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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