- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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