- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's stupid a light bulb.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what's white and sticky semen

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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